Bedside Table

I never understood why hotels placed bibles in the rooms, let alone, out of sight, and in the top drawer… as far as I can tell, bible usage is generally for priests presiding over church, or an exorcism, and for people who… um… read bibles. In all these circumstances, you can guarantee they’ve brought their own.

What type of side table should you have?

Drawless. Round. Tall. Square. Non-Existent.

Well, what’s it’s purpose?

Water. Phone. Book. Remote Control.